super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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