is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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