It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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