We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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