they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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