would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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