Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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