My first STD was from a foam party
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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