I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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