My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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