Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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