Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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