I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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