Four minutes until I can fart!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I did not marry a roomba.
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