She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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