i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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