I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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