yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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