Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My breasts were aching with rage.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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