:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My vagina is officially offended.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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