I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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