why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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