i just had sex bonerless
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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