i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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