PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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