why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
