Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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