I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
