didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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