I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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