Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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