can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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