Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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