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say what?
wanna hang out?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
