Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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