My room smells like vodka and shame
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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