I hate your face
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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