To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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