I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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