Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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