He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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