Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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