everyone is single if you try hard enough
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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