uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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