Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i will never coherently bang her
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
