one two three fourrrrnication!
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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