she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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