Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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