Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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