i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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