Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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