definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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