but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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