Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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