I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
